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ராதாவை அதிர்ச்சியூட்டிய நடிகர்

 

பல வருஷம் கழிச்சு ஃபீல்டுக்குள்ளே வந்ததால் பெரும் குழப்பம் வந்து சேர்ந்திருக்கிறது ராதாவுக்கு. யார் பெரியவர்? யார் சிறியவர்? என்பது கூட தெரிவதில்லையாம். முன்பெல்லாம் முக்கியஸ்தர்கள் என்று அடையாளம் காட்ட குறிப்பிட்ட சிலர் இருப்பார்கள்.

காலகாலமாக சினிமா தொழில் செய்து வருகிறவர்கள் அவர்கள். அதனால் சட்டென்று அடையாளம் கண்டு கொள்ளலாம். ஆனால் இப்போது அப்படியா? நேற்று ஒருவர். இன்று ஒருவர் என்று புதிது புதிதாக ஆட்கள் வருகிறார்கள். அவர்களை எந்த விதத்தில் எடை போடுவது என்றும் தெரியாமல் தவிக்கிறாராம் ராதா.

அவரை இந்தளவுக்கு புலம்ப விட்டது வேறு யாருமல்ல, தமிழ்சினிமாவை ஒரு உலுக்கு உலுக்கி கொண்டிருக்கும் டாக்டர் சீனிவாசன்தானாம். ஒரு கோடி சம்பளம், எங்க படத்தில் நடிக்க முடியுமா என்று ஒரு மேனேஜரை து£து அனுப்பினாராம் கார்த்திகாவின் கால்ஷீட் வாங்க.

ஒரு கோடி சம்பளம் என்றால் ஒரு நப்பாசை வரும்தானே? யாரு என்னன்னு விசாரித்த ராதாவுக்கு பேரதிர்ச்சி. பின்னே, டாக்டருடைய போட்டோவை காட்டி இவர்தான் ஹீரோன்னா அதிர்ச்சி வராதா என்ன?

Can you Answer these Simple Questions?

QUESTIONS:
 
[1]
Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

 
[2]
What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
 
[3]
Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

 
[4]
What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
 
[5]
In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

 
[6]
Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them. (dweeb is not an answer)

 
[7]
There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?
 
[8]
Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

 
[9]
Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'
 

ANSWERS:
 
(1)
The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends: BOXING

 
(2)
North American landmark constantly moving backward. NIAGARA FALLS. The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.

 
(3)
Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons:
ASPARAGUS and RHUBARB
 
(4)
The fruit with its seeds on the outside: STRAWBERRY
 
(5)
How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? IT GREW INSIDE THE BOTTLE. The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.

 
(6)
Three English words beginning with dw: DWARF, DWELL and DWINDLE.
 
(7)
Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar PERIOD, COMMA, COLON, SEMICOLON, DASH, HYPHEN, APOSTROPHE, QUESTION MARK, EXCLAMATION POINT, QUOTATION MARK, BRACKETS, PARENTHESIS, BRACES, and ELLIPSES.

 
(8)
The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh: LETTUCE
 
(9)
Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S':
Shoes,
Socks,
Sandals,
Sneakers,
Slippers,
Skis,
Skates,
Snowshoes,
Stockings,
Stilts.

Top 10 Most Dangerous Magic Tricks

Top 10 Most Dangerous Magic Tricks 
There are many terms that can name a magician like illusionist, escape artist, practitioner of ceremonial magic etc. but what is in common for all of them is that magicians are those people who try to create illusion of impossible. These kind of entertainers are not only popular among children, but also among adults, especially if they are able to pull a trick in a way that can full the audience and that has a veil of mystery around it. Take a look at some of the most dangerous magic tricks to have been performed.

 
1. Bullet Catch

Even just the mane of the trick gives you the ides how dangerous this trick is. It has taken the lives of many magicians and their assistant. The point of the trick is catching the bullet with your and or teeth. Even though there are some magical elements that are used during this 400 years old trick, the risk is extremely high The trick dates back to the 1600s, where a magician named Coullew claimed that he could successfully catch a bullet. Ironically enough he was beaten to death with his own gun by an angry spectator.

 
2. Buried Alive

Most people have the fear of being buried alive, not being able to breathe in a tight place. That is not the thing one should play with. Never the less, magicians decided to make a trick out of it, and a dangerous one, indeed. Houdini himself wanted to perform the trick, but he died before succeeding to do it. It is one of the most dangerous trick on the list, and many magician have tried to pull it off, just like Joe Burns did. His trick went wrong, while 7tons of soil and concrete were loaded on top of him, something went wrong and all after excavation he was found crushed.

 
3. Chinese Water Torture Cell

Was another of the dangerous tricks invented by Houdini. The magician is handcuffed with his ankles locked into a Restraint brace. Then he is suspended upside down in mid air, and lowered into a glass tank of ice water. Without air and in shackles it seems to be a situation with no way out.

 
4. Fire Tornado

Tornados- one of the most dangerous nature's hazards, however a flaming one sounds much worse. In 2000 David Copperfield stood in the middle of one and survived. Take a look!

 
5. Spike

This little trick doesn't require the usage of a magic wand. It is an easy trick, where the magician places a spike instead of a pea under the glass, mixes it up a little and the finder's keepers. This trick can cause a lot of pain. Take a look at this tick gone wrong.

 
6. Frozen In A Block Of Ice

David Blaine, a crazy dude that decided to froze himself in time in the NY City's Times Square for 63 hour. Imagine that, spending 63 hours in an ice box without any sleep. This is one of the weirdest tricks ever.

 
7. Straight Jacket Escape

This escape was originally Houdini's idea, who was fascinated with a man he saw while wandering through the loony bin (I wonder what he was doing in there), who was trying to get out of the straight jacket. He then developed it, and made it more dangerous by performing it under water or upside down hanging from a crane.

 
8. The Sword Cabinet

One of the most famous magic tricks, when the assistant gets into the box and the magician stabs it with numerous blades leaving no apparent room for one to survive. In the end the assistant comes out unharmed, ready for new tricks. However, many injuries were gained during the years in this trick.

 
9. Roller Coaster Escape

Another lucky escape on the list is the roller coaster escape. Lance Burton, a famous magician, was shackled to the roller coaster tracks, with the roller speeding his way. He had to pick the locks and escape before it comes and runs him over. Take a look!

 
10. Sawing A Woman In Half

The most famous trick on the planet, a mystery to a mind that is not that of a magician's causes goose bumps with every new performance. It is usually done inside a box but Criss Angel, the magician has done it without any such props. It will freak you out. Enjoy!

My Time's UP (Story)

My Time's UP?
 
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.  While on the operating table she had a near death experience.  

 
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"  
 
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and   8 days to live ."
 
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck.     She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!  

 
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.   After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.  

 
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.  
 
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,   

"I thought you said I had another 43 years.

Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"  
 
(You'll love this)

God replied:
"I didn't recognize you!" 

Moral: Even God cannot recognize women with and without Makeup!!! 

Test.... Most of you know this!!!

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Date: Fri, Apr 15, 2011 at 5:17 PM
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There are 4 questions. Don't miss one.   1.  How do you put a giraffe into a  refrigerator?    Stop  and think about it and decide on your answer  before you scroll  down.                                  The  correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in  the giraffe, and close the door. This question  tests whether you tend to do simple things in an  overly complicated  way.              2  How do you put an elephant into a  refrigerator?                                  Did  you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the  elephant, and close the  refrigerator?    Wrong  Answer.    Correct Answer: Open  the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in  the elephant and close the door. This tests your  ability to think through the repercussions of  your previous  actions..                          3.  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals      Attend  .... Except one.   Which animal does not  attend?                                      Correct  Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the  refrigerator. You just put him in there.   This tests your memory.. Okay, even if you  did not answer the first three questions  correctly, you still have one more chance to  show your true  abilities.                4.  There is a river you must cross but it is used  by crocodiles, and   You  do not have a boat. How do you manage  it?                      Correct  Answer:? You jump into the river and swim  across. Have you not been listening? All the  crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your  mistakes.     Send  this out to frustrate all of your smart  friends..

     

 

A LITTLE MATH (read it till the end)

 

 

Mathematics

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a**  kissing will take you.

A-S- * -K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls** t and A**  kissing that will put you over the top
Don't you just Love it!!!  

 

 

 

 

 

Salient features of Jan Lokpal Bill

 

 

Salient features of Jan Lokpal Bill

 

 

Drafted by Justice Santosh Hegde, Prashant Bhushan and Arvind Kejriwal, this Bill has been refined on the basis of feedback received from public on website and after series of public consultations. It has also been vetted by and is supported by Shanti Bhushan, J M Lyngdoh, Kiran Bedi, Anna Hazare etc. It was sent to the PM and all CMs on 1st December. 

 

1. An institution called LOKPAL at the centre and LOKAYUKTA in each state will be set up

2. Like Supreme Court and Election Commission, they will be completely independent of the governments. No minister or bureaucrat will be able to influence their investigations.

3. Cases against corrupt people will not linger on for years anymore: Investigations in any case will have to be completed in one year. Trial should be completed in next one year so that the corrupt politician, officer or judge is sent to jail within two years.

4. The loss that a corrupt person caused to the government will be recovered at the time of conviction.

5. How will it help a common citizen: If any work of any citizen is not done in prescribed time in any government office, Lokpal will impose financial penalty on guilty officers, which will be given as compensation to the complainant.

6. So, you could approach Lokpal if your ration card or passport or voter card is not being made or if police is not registering your case or any other work is not being done in prescribed time. Lokpal will have to get it done in a month's time. You could also report any case of corruption to Lokpal like ration being siphoned off, poor quality roads been constructed or panchayat funds being siphoned off. Lokpal will have to complete its investigations in a year, trial will be over in next one year and the guilty will go to jail within two years.

7. But won't the government appoint corrupt and weak people as Lokpal members? That won't be possible because its members will be selected by judges, citizens and constitutional authorities and not by politicians, through a completely transparent and participatory process.

8. What if some officer in Lokpal becomes corrupt? The entire functioning of Lokpal/ Lokayukta will be completely transparent. Any complaint against any officer of Lokpal shall be investigated and the officer dismissed within two months.

9. What will happen to existing anti-corruption agencies? CVC, departmental vigilance and anti-corruption branch of CBI will be merged into Lokpal. Lokpal will have complete powers and machinery to independently investigate and prosecute any officer, judge or politician.

 

Before and After Japan Tsunami

 

Keep the mouse over the pictures and move the mouse from right to left..You'll see Japan before and after Tsunami…

 

 

 

http://www.abc.net.au/news/events/japan-quake-2011/beforeafter.htm

 

Fun-Learn-Share

 

Awesome one-liners ... humor  One Line Humor [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! [22] Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. [23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! [24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. [25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. [27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

 

Four Management Lessons

Four Management Lessons

* Lesson Number One *

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


* Lesson Number Two *

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bulls**t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


* Lesson Number Three *

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the a**hole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the a**hole being the Boss. So the a**hole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the a**hole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the s*it!

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any a**hole will do!


* Lesson Number Four *

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons Summary:

1. Not everyone who drops s**t on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

(Share It With Your Friends ) Don't break the elastic

Don't break the elastic

 

 

In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday.
Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older.
And there on television, she said it was 'exciting.'

Maya Angelou said this:
'I've learned that no matter what happens or how bad it seems today, life does go on and it will be better tomorrow.'
'I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.'

'I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.'

'I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as 'making a life.'
'I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.'
'I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw some things back.'

'I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.'
'I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.'
'I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug or just a friendly pat on the back.'

'I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.'
'I've learned that people will forget what you said; people will forget what you did; but people will never forget how you made them feel.'