Friday, September 28, 2012

The Goat And The Horse!!!


 

 

There was a farmer who had a horse and a      
 goat…..


 One day, the horse became ill

 


 so he called the veterinarian, who said:      
                                               
 "Well, your horse has a virus.                
 He must take this medicine for three days.    
 I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not 
 better,                                       
 we're going to have to put him down.          
                                               
 Nearby, the goat listened closely to their    
 conversation.                                 
                                               
 The next day, they gave the horse             
 the medicine and left.                        
                                               
 The goat approached the horse and said:       
 "Be strong, my friend.                        
 Get up or else they're going to put you to    
 sleep!                                        
                                               
 On the second day, they again                 
 gave the horse the medicine and left.         
                                               
 The goat came back and said:                  
 "Come on buddy, get up or                     
 else you're going to die!                     
 Come on, I'll help you get up.                
 Let's go! One, two, three..."                 
                                               
 On the third day, they came to give           
 the horse the medicine and the vet said:      
                                               
 "Unfortunately, we're going to have to        
 put him down tomorrow.                        
 Otherwise, the virus might spread             
 and infect the other horses".                 
                                               
 After they left, the goat approached          
 the horse and said:                           
 "Listen pal, it's now or never!               
 Get up, come on! Have courage!                
 Come on! Get up! Get up!                      
 That's it, slowly! Great!                     
 Come on, one, two, three... Good, good.       
 Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run 
 more!                                         
 Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a           
 champion...!!!"        

                       
                                               
 All of a sudden, the owner came back,         
 saw the horse running in the                  
 field and began shouting:                     
                                               
 It's a miracle! My horse is cured.            
 We must have a grand party.                   
 Let's kill the goat!!!!

 


                                               
 The Lesson:                                   
 Nobody truly knows which employee             
 actually deserves the merit of success,       
 or who's actually contributing                
 the necessary support                         
 to make things happen.                        
                                               
 Remember:                                     
 LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A     
 SKILL!!!!                                     
                                               
 If anyone ever tells you that your work       
 is unprofessional, remember:                  
                                               
 Amateurs built the Ark                        
 [which saved all the species]                 
                                               
 and                                           
                                               
 professionals built the Titanic               
 [all died tragically]

 

 


 

 

 


Thursday, September 13, 2012

The Homes of Tech Titans


 





















































 

Stop Dreaming


 

The car pictured is a Mercedes Maybach Notice the 'recliner' rear seats,

 

and the 'electrostatic' sunroof. The sunroof turns from opaque to

 

crystal clear depending on the passenger's preference.








 

NOW,STOP DREAMING AND GET BACK TO WORK!

 


BE HAPPY WITH THE CHANGES THAT  PRANAB MUKHERJEE

 

HAS PLANNED FOR YOU!