Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!
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Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.
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Searching these keywords on Google 'How to tackle wife?' Google search result, 'Good day sir, Even we are searching'.
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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right. It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
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Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years. Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself!
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Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again.
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A friend recently explained why he refuses to get to married. He says the wedding rings look like miniature handcuffs.
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers to protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- A Good Maid!
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Funny quote on a husband's T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen
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