Fun Time

A woman came in a Garage and asked for a
seven-hundred - ten.

All looked at each other, and the mechanic
asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"

She replied, "You know, the
little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and
a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in
the middle of it wrote 710 !!

He then took her over to another car
which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She
pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

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Women … :D
The mechanic fainted…

Fun Time

 

A woman came in a Garage and asked for a seven-hundred - ten. All looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !! He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Now go to the photo below to learn what a 710 is............. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Women … :D The mechanic fainted…

Enjoy the fun !.. (Humor)

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means... .
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E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too" .

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GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Diff b/wYoung Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?

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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench asociation...

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...

U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess

"FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....

B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study?

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100% Attendence... :-P

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI&SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
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Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?

தென்றல்

தென்றல்'னு சன் டிவில ஒரு மெகா சீரியல். இதோட கதாநாயகி துளசி'னு ஒரு கதாபாத்திரம். துளசியோட புருஷன் தமிழ். இவங்க ரெண்டு பேருக்கும் கல்யாணம் ஆனது தெரிஞ்சும் தமிழ ஒரு பொண்ணு லவ் பண்ணுது. அவங்க ரெண்டு பேரையும் பிரிச்சு தமிழோட வாழணும்னு இந்த பொண்ணு வெறியில பல சதி வேலைகள் செய்யுது. இருங்க இன்னும் முடியில.

இந்த துளசியோட அப்பாவுக்கு இரண்டு மனைவி. முதல் மனைவி இவர பிரிந்து ஒன்னொருத்தன கல்யாணம் பண்ணிக்கிது. அவனுக்கும் ஏற்கனவே கல்யாணம் ஆயிருக்கு. அவனோட முதல் மனைவிய பத்தி இன்னைக்கு எபிசோடுல காட்டல. இதுக்கே தல சுத்துது.

ம்யுட் பண்ணிட்டு பாத்தா எல்லா சீரியலும் ஒரே மாதிரி இருக்கு. எங்கம்மாகிட்ட கோவபட்டா, 'இப்பிடியே திமுரா பேசுனா, கடைசியில கோலங்கள் ஆதி மாதிரி தான் கஷ்டபடுவ' னு எங்கம்மா சாபம் விடுறாங்க. எனக்கு ஒரே பீதியாவே இருக்கு.

வீட்ல நுழைந்தவுடனே 'உன்னைய நிம்மதியா வாழ விடமாட்டன், நீ எப்படி வாழற நான் பாக்குறேன்' னு தான் சீரியல் குரல்கள் கேக்குது.
இந்த கொடுமைக்கு நான் நைட் ஷிப்ட்லையே இருந்திருப்பேன்.

English Joke

English Joke

 

  Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London .
Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that
catches his eye.
 
The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair".
 
Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look! We could buy a whole lot of dose,
And when we get back to Ireland we could make a fortune.
Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK?
Just let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent, they might
not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent."
 
"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will," replies Mick.
 
They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at
£2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my van and..."
 
The owner of the shop interrupts. "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"
 
"Well... Yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How der hell d' y' know dat?"
 
The owner replied, "This is a dry cleaners

The salesman .............

A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.     A friend asked,   "Why weren't you successful with the Saudis?" The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.   But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters."   First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainted. Second poster : The man is drinking Coca-Cola.   Third poster : Our man is now totally refreshed.   And then these posters were pasted all over the place.   "Terrific! That should have worked!" said the friend. "The hell it should have!" said the salesman.   "No one told me they read from right to left!"

MEN vs WOMEN-have a smile on face:-)

Friends are chatting in office.

Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale! 

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. 

Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!