ENGLISH IS A TOUGH LANGUAGE

 

Read the paragraph below...
and try to understand the meaning.
Then look for the answer below. Test yourself first.

'Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.'

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure;

subsequently, the second member of the team performed self-rotational
translation, oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.'

ANY GUESSES WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT??? Scroll down to understand :
.......in
simple English what does this translate to?




























































































'Jack
and Jill went up the hillTo fetch a pail of
waterJack fell down and broke his crownAnd Jill came
tumbling after!'

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33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names

1. AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.

2. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing.

3. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.

4. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.

5. DRAGÉES - Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-colored, used for decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes.

6. FEAT - A dangling curl of hair.

7. FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.

8. HARP - The small metal hoop that supports a lampshade.

9. HEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER - A 64th note. (A 32nd is a demisemiquaver, and a 16th note is a semiquaver.)

10. JARNS,

11. NITTLES,

12. GRAWLIX,

13. and QUIMP - Various squiggles used to denote cussing in comic books.

14. KEEPER - The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.

15. KICK or PUNT - The indentation at the bottom of some wine bottles. It gives added strength to the bottle but lessens its holding capacity.
 
16. LIRIPIPE - The long tail on a graduate's academic hood.

17. MINIMUS - The little finger or toe.

18. NEF - An ornamental stand in the shape of a ship.

19. OBDORMITION - The numbness caused by pressure on a nerve; when a limb is 'asleep'.

20. OCTOTHORPE - The symbol '#' on a telephone handset. Bell Labs' engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favorite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.

21. OPHRYON - The space between the eyebrows on a line with the top of the eye sockets.

22. PEEN - The end of a hammer head opposite the striking face.

23. PHOSPHENES - The lights you see when you close your eyes hard. Technically the luminous impressions are due to the excitation of the retina caused by pressure on the eyeball.

24. PURLICUE - The space between the thumb and extended forefinger.

25. RASCETA - Creases on the inside of the wrist. 26. ROWEL - The revolving star on the back of a cowboy's spurs.

27. SADDLE - The rounded part on the top of a matchbook.

28. SCROOP - The rustle of silk.

29. SNORKEL BOX - A mailbox with a protruding receiver to allow people to deposit mail without leaving their cars.

30. SPRAINTS - Otter dung.

31. TANG - The projecting prong on a tool or instrument.

32. WAMBLE - Stomach rumbling.

33. ZARF - A holder for a handle less coffee cup.

A Real Talent Wasted (Hilarious)

A Real Talent Wasted 
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley bike when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks.

 
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
 
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
 
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

 
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Life in Office !!!!!! The Wild side.

Life in Office !!!!!! The Wild side....

A typical Team Leader ! Manager hunting for a new Resource Team Work ! Together we fall , together we rise Tabber after missing a defect ! A associate relaxing after a frustrating day at office Performance Review meeting with manager Need not say ………….A typical onsite Client! Team outing ! Tabber after an error is found in onshore! Overtime at Office ! Applying for Leave Managers reaction on Leave application

 

 

Balwa targets Tata as 2G scam 'beneficiary'

From : Times of India

Balwa targets Tata as 2G scam 'beneficiary'

NEW DELHI: Shahid Usman Balwa, Swan telecom promoter and an accused in the 2G case, on Wednesday took a dig at CBI for portraying Rata Tata as the "victim" in the scam. He alleged that the Tata Group chairman was one of the greatest beneficiaries in the allocation of radio waves.

Pressing for Balwa's bail before Special CBI judge O P Saini, his counsel Vijay Aggarwal alleged that CBI was trying to shield Tata by giving him a clean chit. He also submitted a document in the court, showing the correspondence between the company (Tata) and ex-telecom minister A Raja regarding donation to a hospital in the DMK leader's constituency in Tamil Nadu. "Tatas were being pursued for taking Kalaignar TV in the Tata Sky bouquet," Aggarwal submitted before the court.

The agency has alleged in its chargesheet that Tata Tele Services Ltd and Spice Communications, which had a head start over Swan Telecom in dual technology approvals, were "unreasonably deprived" of allocation of spectrum for the Delhi circle.

"There is no scientific assessment of the charge that the Delhi circle was the most lucrative and was available for only one player which is why I (Shahid Balwa) conspired to get hold of it. The DoT website shows that there are more spectrums available for the Delhi circle," the plea added.

CBI had submitted that Tata Tele Services Ltd and Spice Communication was hit hard by the conspiracy hatched by Raja, Balwa and Vivek Goenka of Swan Telecom and Sanjay Chandra of Unitech Wireless Ltd in allocation of 2G spectrum.

Aggarwal also contended that apart from Unitech, CBI is mum about the 85 other ineligible telecom companies. The court has reserved May 24 for its order on Balwa's bail plea.

Laughter... :)

 

 

 

 

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