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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL? " W "!! B'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W" WHO? WHY? WHAT? WHEN? WHICH? WHOM? WHERE? WAR! AND FINALLY WIFE....! ************************************************************** GOD: I Can't Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS DEVIL: I Can't Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS. GOD: Don't Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS! **************************************************************** How Newton Died ? He died After seen South Indian Movies.. Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics which He Made... **************************************************************** Moral of the movie ROBOT- A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines! ***************************************************** When Alchohol is consumed, Whatever is in the mind comes out... So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams. **************************************************************** You know a Crazy fact of today's generation: Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers. But now they drink like their Fathers...!!! **************************************************************** A Sign At A Petrol pump ... "Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless, But Petrol Certainly Isn't...!" **************************************************************** The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl. It begins when she turn back and gives a smile. **************************************************************** Imagine U & me join NASA After 1 month The Americans will have to change the name from NASA to.. SARVANASA **************************************************************** The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts **************************************************************** A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study. __,_._,___