Tuesday, May 31, 2011

ENGLISH IS A TOUGH LANGUAGE


 
Read the paragraph below...
and try to understand the meaning.
Then look for the answer below. Test yourself first.

'Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.'

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure;

subsequently, the second member of the team performed self-rotational
translation, oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.'

ANY GUESSES WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT??? Scroll down to understand :
.......in
simple English what does this translate to?




























































































'Jack
and Jill went up the hillTo fetch a pail of
waterJack fell down and broke his crownAnd Jill came
tumbling after!'



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1. If you see children Begging anywhere in TAMIL NADU please contact  "RED SOCIETY"  9940217816. They will help those children for their studies.


 
2. There is a Website:    
www.friendstosupport.org
    Where you can search for any BLOOD GROUP, you will get thousand's of Donor address.

 
 
3. Engineering Students can register in
www.campuscouncil.com to Attend Off Campus for 40 Companies.
 
 
4. Free Education and Free hostel for Handicapped children..! Contact:- 9842062501 & 9894067506


 
5. If anyone met with fire accident or people born with problems in their ear, nose and mouth can get free PLASTIC SURGERY done by Kodaikanal PASAM Hospital . From 23rd March to 4th April by German

Doctors. Everything is free. Contact : 045420-240668,245732


"Helping Hands are Better than Praying Lips"

 

 

6. If you find any important documents like Driving license, Ration card, Passport, Bank Pass  Book, etc., Missed by someone, simply put them into near by any Post Boxes. They will automatically reach the Owner and Fine will be collected from them.

 
 

7. By the next 10 months, our earth will become 4 degrees hotter than what it is Now. Our Himalayan glaciers are  melting at rapid rate. So all of you Lend your hands to fight GLOBAL WARMING.


 
-Plant more Trees.

-Don't waste Water & Electricity.


-Don't use or burn Plastics

 
8. It costs 38 Trillion dollars to create OXYGEN for 6 months for all Human beings on earth.


 
*"TREES DO IT FOR  FREE"*  "Respect them and Save them"
 
9.Special phone number for Eye bank and Eye donation 04428281919 and 04428271616 (Sankara Nethralaya Eye  Bank)
 

For More information about how to donate eyes plz visit these sites. .

 
 
http://www.kannoli.com/eyebank.html
 
 
http://ruraleye.org/
 
10. Heart Surgery free of cost for children (0-10 yr) Sri Valli Baba Institute Banglore.  Contact : 9916737471

 


11. Please CHECK WASTAGE OF food

    If you have a function/party at your home in India and food gets wasted, don't hesitate to call 1098 (only in  India ) - Its not a Joke - Child helpline. They will come and collect the food .

Please circulate this message which can help feed many children.

AND


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Saturday, May 28, 2011

33 Names of Things You Never Knew had Names



1. AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.

2. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing.

3. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.

4. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.

5. DRAGÉES - Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-colored, used for
decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes.

6. FEAT - A dangling curl of hair.

7. FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.

8. HARP - The small metal hoop that supports a lampshade.

9. HEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER - A 64th note. (A 32nd is a demisemiquaver,
and a 16th note is a semiquaver.)

10. JARNS,

11. NITTLES,

12. GRAWLIX,

13. and QUIMP - Various squiggles used to denote cussing in comic books.

14. KEEPER - The loop on a
belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.

15. KICK or PUNT - The indentation at the bottom of some wine
bottles. It gives added strength to the bottle but lessens its holding capacity.

 
16. LIRIPIPE - The long tail on a graduate's academic hood.

17. MINIMUS - The little finger or toe.

18. NEF - An ornamental stand in
the shape of a ship.

19. OBDORMITION - The numbness caused by pressure on a nerve; when a limb is 'asleep'.

20. OCTOTHORPE - The symbol '#' on a
telephone handset. Bell Labs' engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favorite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.

21. OPHRYON - The space between the eyebrows on a line with the top of the eye sockets.

22. PEEN - The end of a hammer head opposite the striking face.

23. PHOSPHENES - The lights you see when you
close your eyes hard. Technically the luminous impressions are due to the excitation of the retina caused by pressure on the eyeball.

24. PURLICUE - The space between the thumb and extended forefinger.

25. RASCETA - Creases on the inside of the wrist. 26. ROWEL - The revolving star on the back of a cowboy's spurs.

27. SADDLE - The rounded part on the top of a matchbook.

28. SCROOP - The rustle of silk.

29. SNORKEL BOX - A mailbox with a protruding receiver to allow people to deposit mail without leaving their cars.

30. SPRAINTS - Otter dung.

31. TANG - The projecting prong on a tool or instrument.

32. WAMBLE - Stomach rumbling.

33. ZARF - A holder for a handle less
coffee cup.




Wednesday, May 25, 2011

A Real Talent Wasted (Hilarious)




A Real Talent Wasted 
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley bike when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks.

 
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
 
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she does.
 
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

 
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"



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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Balwa targets Tata as 2G scam 'beneficiary'



From : Times of India

Balwa targets Tata as 2G scam 'beneficiary'

NEW DELHI: Shahid Usman Balwa, Swan telecom promoter and an accused in the 2G case, on Wednesday took a dig at CBI for portraying Rata Tata as the "victim" in the scam. He alleged that the Tata Group chairman was one of the greatest beneficiaries in the allocation of radio waves.

Pressing for Balwa's bail before Special CBI judge O P Saini, his counsel Vijay Aggarwal alleged that CBI was trying to shield Tata by giving him a clean chit. He also submitted a document in the court, showing the correspondence between the company (Tata) and ex-telecom minister A Raja regarding donation to a hospital in the DMK leader's constituency in Tamil Nadu. "Tatas were being pursued for taking Kalaignar TV in the Tata Sky bouquet," Aggarwal submitted before the court.

The agency has alleged in its chargesheet that Tata Tele Services Ltd and Spice Communications, which had a head start over Swan Telecom in dual technology approvals, were "unreasonably deprived" of allocation of spectrum for the Delhi circle.

"There is no scientific assessment of the charge that the Delhi circle was the most lucrative and was available for only one player which is why I (Shahid Balwa) conspired to get hold of it. The DoT website shows that there are more spectrums available for the Delhi circle," the plea added.

CBI had submitted that Tata Tele Services Ltd and Spice Communication was hit hard by the conspiracy hatched by Raja, Balwa and Vivek Goenka of Swan Telecom and Sanjay Chandra of Unitech Wireless Ltd in allocation of 2G spectrum.

Aggarwal also contended that apart from Unitech, CBI is mum about the 85 other ineligible telecom companies. The court has reserved May 24 for its order on Balwa's bail plea.


Laughter... :)

 
 

 

 


WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?

" W "!!

B'COZ ALL WORRIES START WITH "W"
WHO?
WHY?
WHAT?
WHEN?
WHICH?
WHOM?
WHERE?
WAR!
AND FINALLY

WIFE....!

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GOD: I Can't Be Everywhere So I Created MOTHERS

DEVIL: I Can't Be Everywhere So I Created GIRLS.

GOD: Don't Worry I Have Created BOYS To Change Them To MOTHERS!


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How Newton Died ?

He died After seen South Indian Movies..

Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics which He Made...

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Moral of the movie ROBOT-

A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines!


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When Alchohol is consumed,
Whatever is in the mind comes out...

So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.

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You know a Crazy fact of today's generation:

Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!


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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...

"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless, But
Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"

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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.
It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.


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Imagine
U & me join NASA
After 1 month
The Americans will have to change the name from NASA to.. SARVANASA


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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts

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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study.

__,_._,___


 

 

 


புதிய நீதிக் கதைகள் : சுஜாதா

 
பெண்ணழகு

கணவன் இறந்த துக்கத்தில் இளம் மனைவி கண்ணீர் வடித்துக்கொண்டு, திருவான்மீயூர் கல்லறைக் தலத்திலிருந்து வெளியே வந்துகொண்டிருந்தாள். அவர்கள் ஜாதியில் கணவன் சவ அடக்கத்துக்கு மனைவி வரலாம்.

மனைவியை ஒரு நடுத்தர வயது ஆடவன் -  செல்வந்தன் மெல்ல மரியாதையுடன் அணுகி, "உங்கள் கணவன் இறந்ததற்க்கு என் ஆழ்ந்த அனுதபங்கள், நீங்கள் இந்த நிமிஷம் கூட எனக்கு அழகு தேவதையாகத் தெரிகிறீர்கள், இப்போதே தங்களை மணக்க நான் தயார்" என்றான்.

இதைக் கேட்ட மனைவி கோபத்தில் சீறினாள். "ஏன்யா! இதுவா சமயம். இதைப் பற்றி பேசுவதற்கு ? போங்கள், என் கண் முன்னே நிற்காதீர்கள்? என்றாள்.

கணவான், "மன்னித்துக்கொள்ளுங்கள்! உங்கள் வனப்பு உங்கள் துக்கத்தையும் கடந்து என்னைக் கவர்ந்துவிட்டது" என்றான்

அதற்கு, அந்த இளம் விதவை, "இதற்கே இப்படிச் சொல்கிறீர்களே ! நான் அழாமல் இருக்கும்போது நீங்கள் பார்த்திருக்க வேண்டும்" என்றாள்.

நீதி: எந்த சமயத்திலும் ஒர் அழகான பெண், தான் அழகானவள் என்பதை மறக்க மாட்டாள்.

 

புதிய நீதிக் கதைகள் புத்தகத்தில் சுஜாதா


Friday, May 13, 2011

Do See ...Magic of programming

 

 Do try this once

1.        Open Internet Explorer

2.        Go to Google.com <http://google.com/>

3.        Click images

4.        Type "Flowers" or any other nice flower/animal word.

5.        You will get a page which is having full of images

6.        Then delete the URL from the address bar and paste the following script

 

javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position= 'absolute' ; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval( 'A()',5); void(0)

 

7.   See the magic of programming

 

Don't worry, just fun with images. J

 

 

A Perfectly Logical Decision




A Perfectly Logical Decision 
Picture (Metafile)
 
Wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."
 
Short time later the husband walks in with 6 cartons of milk.
 
Wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
 
He replied, "They had eggs."



And Let's Divide the Wealth



And Lets Divide The Wealth
 
What if we divide all the world's wealth in the world equally among the people? What of it? And who gets what?
 
738 discarded plastic bags per person per year.


The most notable damage ejected plastic bags cause environmental developing countries because the recycling of household waste is available here at very low levels and is reduced, usually to the export of unsorted garbage outside the city limits. However, from 5 trillion. Released into the world of plastic bags over 80% of people released in North America and Europe.
 
2 liters of oil per person per day.
  
According to statistics, the year the world consumed over 31 billion barrels of oil - this amount could fill a tank with a diameter of 1 km and a length of 6.3 km. Meanwhile, in the world there are 1 285 000 000 000 barrels of proven oil reserves, I.e., only 28.85 tons (slightly more conventional railway tank) for each inhabitant of the earth. At the current rate of consumption of a specified quantity of oil should suffice for 42 years.
 
29.5 square meters. Meters of minefields on the person.
 
Convention banning anti-personnel mines (from the 1997), 133 States have signed. However, at this point in the world is about 200,000 square meters. Kilometers of minefields, mines equipped banned, and 12 of the 37 states that refused to ratify the treaty, continue their mass production. This is Vietnam, India, Iran, China, Cuba, Myanmar, Nepal, Pakistan, Russia, Singapore, North Korea and the U.S..
 
177 g of wool per person per year.

Annually produced 1,200,581 tons of wool, the majority - in the "Big Three wool" (Australia, New Zealand and China). However, more than 51% of the wool used for clothing, made in Australia, where 21.5 million people account for 107 million sheep, vol. E. 5 sheep for every inhabitant.
 
56.6 kg of paper and paperboard per person per year.

For one year on our planet is, on average, 383,603,402 tons of paper and paperboard. This is enough to each person each year to provide complete works of Fyodor Dostoyevsky (in 14 volumes), Chekhov (in 30 volumes), Lermontov (1 volume), A . S. Griboyedov (3 volumes), and Nikolai Leskov (in 38-and-volume), a series of "Library Adventure" (in 20 volumes) and the newspaper "Mole - Japanese scanwords.

 
20 cm of track on the person.

The total length of railway in the world is 1,370,782 km. If people want to line up in one column along the railways around the world, the place would be enough for 5.5 billion people (about 80% of the population).
 
269 g of soap per person per year.

To prepare the 1,823,160 tons of soap (produced in the world for a year) requires about 1,020,582 tons of soap fats. The most common raw material - palm, coconut, olive, hlopchatnikovoe, canola and flaxseed oils, beef, lamb and pork lard, bone fat. In addition to the soap industry uses waste refining edible oils and fats obtained by washing goes to the processing of wool.
 
100 bananas per person per year.

Each year on Earth is grown, on average, 82,887,488 tons of bananas. The most active consumers of bananas are residents of Sao Tome and Principe. And in Europe by this indicator lead Scandinavians - Swedes, Danes and Icelanders. At the same time, Iceland is also one of the few European banana producers - they are grown in special greenhouses heated with geothermal local waters.
 
146 mg of pure cocaine per person per year.
 
According to the UN Office on Drugs and Crime, in 2007 to the year the world produced 994 tons of pure cocaine, more than 600 of them - in Colombia. Would be enough to ensure at least 10 hours of drug intoxication in a year for every earthling. In this case, virtually all modern cocaine sold in mixtures with other substances. So the real weight of the drug is distributed to 10 times greater than the amount specified of the UN.
 
1018 cm-road per person.

According to the CIA, of 68,937,575 of roads (paved and earth) of about 10% owned by the United States, making it the fourth country in the world for the first in the number of roads. Russia, which occupies first place in the territory, the list on the length of roads - in eighth place.


23.3 g extracted in the history of gold for every person now living.
 
It is considered that the gold (even mined for thousands of years ago) continues in one form or another to circulate in the market. World Gold Council reported 158,000 tonnes of the metal recovered when either of the Earth. It would represent a cube of side 12 m.
 
5 ml of blood per person per year.
 
For the year as the world gives up, on average, 81 million doses donated blood (450 ml each). People in developing countries (80% of the population of the planet) rent is less than half the total, and 31 states can not verify the donated blood for HIV, syphilis and hepatitis. In Russia, for example, blood donors is approximately 4 times less than in the U.S., and 2 times less than in the EU (in relation to population).
 
107 kg of wheat per person per year.
 
For one year on our planet grow an average of 725 million tons of wheat. If this crop to put on the production of vodka, we would have slightly less than 1.35 trillion. bottles (from 198 per person per year). If we make white bread - baked to 2.175 trillion. loaves (loaf around for each person per day).
 
15 dead in every person now living on Earth.
 
According to demographer Carl Haub estimated, with 50 000 years BC. er. and the beginning of 2002, the Earth was born 106 456 367 669 people. After that, according to the UN, came to light about another 946 million people. If all the dead, have ever lived on earth, rose from the dead and gathered, for example, in the big Russian, the density of the population amounted to 5,893 zombies on the square. km - almost the same as it is now in Hong Kong (6,326 persons per sq. Km.).
 
30 liters of rain per person per minute.
 
Each year on Earth as rain, drizzle, snow, ice needles, hail and other falling about 505,000 cubic meters of sediment, of which 107,000 cubic meters accounted for the land, inhabited by humanity.

 
25.8 kg of fertilizer per person per year.
 
Despite the fact that the market of mineral fertilizers affected by the global crisis in 2008-2009. world fertilizer consumption was 174.7 million tons, only 10 times less than the total number of grains over this period.
 
808 cigarettes per person per year.
 
By the end of 2009, there were approximately 1.45 billion smokers, of whom more than 1 billion live in developing countries. For year 2009 Issued 5 475 billion cigarettes, which cause considerable harm not only the health of smokers themselves, but also nature. The total weight of cigarette butts (one weighs 0.8 g), released annually, is 4.38 million tons.
 
54.7 kg of faeces per person per year.

Humanity produces no less than 370,657,500 tons of feces a year. Norwegian scientists are developing bio-fuel buses, estimated that each person, simply by visiting a toilet, would produce no less than 8 liters of this fuel every year.
 
36.9 kg of meat per person per year.

On average, the population of the Earth eats about 249,836,165 tons of meat. The highest level of meat consumption - USA (123 kg per person per year), Spain (121 kg) and Australia (118 kg). The lowest - in Bangladesh, and Burundi (3 kg per person per year).
 
1125 g of coffee per person per year.

In 2008 the world had grown 7,620,300,000 kg of coffee beans. Moreover, the cultivation of coffee required to make one cup (!) Drink, it takes about 140 liters of water.

 
0.81 g of debris on the person.

The total mass of unused objects of artificial origin in the Earth orbit is estimated at 5500 tons. Time of ballistic existence of space debris - a million years in geostationary orbit and up to 10 thousand years in low Earth orbits.
 
4 rats for each person now living.

Called experts, the number of rats in a little over 27 billion, many are questioning. However, numerous indirect data show the correctness of these calculations. For example, recorded that the Chinese province of Hunan, in the territory inhabited by about 97 million people after the flood, flooding burrows, fled about 2 billion rats.
 
229 grams of milk per person per day.
 
The average annual yield of the world whole, cow's milk is 566,850,186 tons. But as you know, about three quarters of people suffering from hypolactasia - with age they lose the ability to digest lactose contained in milk. Most of these people among the Chinese (93%), residents of South-East Asia (98%) and Indians (100%). Therefore, if we divide all the world milk is among those who can fully digest it, get more - 920 grams per person per day.
 
4 liters of pure alcohol per person per year.
  
According to WHO, the year a person drinks about 4 liters of alcoholic beverages in terms of pure alcohol. In the three leaders on alcohol consumption includes residents of Uganda (19 liters in terms of pure alcohol per year), Luxembourg (18 liters) and the Czech Republic (16 liters). Russia takes 23rd place (11 liters). Nothing at all do not drink, according to UN data, only residents of Bangladesh, Kuwait, Libya, Saudi Arabia, Somalia.
 
2 condoms per person per year.

In the 2008th year of manufacture of 14 billion condoms. But the producers ascertain many cases, inappropriate use, especially in developing countries. For example, in South Africa condoms are often used for carrying water. In Mexico - as a reliable protection of grain from insect pests. In India - as a cheap substitute for rubber belt machine.

 
5.63 kg of newspapers per person per year.

For the year in the modern world is, on average, 38,096,272 tons of newsprint quality. The first five places among the most published of paid newspapers in the world occupied by the Japanese edition: "Emuri Shimbun (14 million copies)," Asahi Shimbun (12.1 million copies.), Mainichi Shimbun (5.6 million), " Nihon Keizai Shimbun (4.6 copies) and "Sankei Shimbun" (4.5 million). Most Draw the Russian newspaper "Komsomolskaya Pravda" (735,000 copies) is in this ranking 83rd place.




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The Empty Soap Box (Story)


One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the  case  of the  empty  soap  box,  which  happened  in  one  of  Japan's  biggest  cosmetics companies.  The  company  received  a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty.

Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, which  transported all  the  packaged  boxes  of  soap  to  the  delivery department.  For  some  reason,  one soap  box  went  through  the assembly line empty. Management  asked  its  engineers  to  solve  the  problem.  Post-haste, the  engineers worked  hard  to  devise  an  X-ray  machine  with  high- resolution  monitors  manned  by two  people  to  watch  all  the  soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty.
  
No  doubt,  they  worked  hard  and  they  worked  fast  but  they  spent whoopee amount to do so. But when a workman was posed with the same problem, did not get into complications  of  X-rays,  etc  but  instead came  out  with  another solution.

He  bought  a  strong  industrial  electric  fan  and  pointed  it  at  the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line. 

Moral of the story: Always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem. So, learn to focus on solutions not on problems. "If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything; if you look at what you have in life, you have everything.