THE MORAL OF A PUNCTUATION

 

An English professor wrote the words
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Moral: Punctuation is powerful :-)

When I sing well, ladies feel sick.

When I sing, well ladies feel sick. 

Watch out – man eating apes!
Watch out – man-eating apes!

After we ate, Dad, Grandpa, and I watched a movie.
After we ate Dad, Grandpa and I watched a movie.