Pieces Of Advice

 

 

 

 

 

NIFTY Petrol Jokes

 

 

Some petrol jokes since nifty is not rising like petrol or fall like Rupee.

 

New Greetings:

May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,

May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and

May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!

 

Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.

The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:

G= Gas & Gold

D= Diesel & Dollar

P= Petrol & Penny

 

Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.

Decision is yours

 

All Girls' Dream comes True!

All Girls' Dream Boys will come on horse!

All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!

 

Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.

Please take your Daughter or Car back…

I cannot afford both.

 

Now Tata Nano's fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!

 

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);

Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!

 

Finally it has happened…

After decades,

Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!

Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!

 

Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!

 

Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?

 

We have the world's cheapest car and the world's costliest petrol.

 

Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.

 

Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...

Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...

Man: What? Why? How?

Attendant: Sir, it's a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!

 

 

10 Most Expensive Whiskies

 

10 Most Expensive Whiskies

 

 

Liquid Gold: The 10 Most Expensive Whiskies in the World     Grain, water, a wooden barrel and a little time. Whisky is a colorful character with an ever-changing spirit. The subject of literature, culture and folklore throughout the world, finicky booze-hounds have long paid a pretty penny for bottles of the most coveted casks. Pour a finger or two and hit the jump to drink in 10 bottles of whisky that truly break the bank.   10: Ladybank Single Malt: $4,700     Rounding out the top of the list is the Ladybank Distillery in Edinburgh, Scotland. Only 300 bottles of the rare Single Malt Scotch are bottled each year, and to obtain one — you have to become a member of the club. The price of admission? — about $4,700 a year.     9: The Macallan 1947 Fine and Rare Collection: $6,800     This sherry cask Speyside scotch was bottled for Italy in 1962 before it was repackaged for Macallan's Fine and Rare line of whiskies. The distillery used peat in its kilns because of the scarcity and high price of coal during WWII, the 1947 bottle, so this 15 year old has an earthy quality not present in modern Macallans.   8: Chivas Regal Royal Salute 50 year old: $10,000     A swill special enough to be packaged for the 1953 coronation of Queen Elizabeth II, the Chivas Regal Royal Salute is a 50 year old Scotch with smoky anise and raisin flavors. Only 255 bottles were made, 10 of which were destined for America, where collectors eagerly poured out $10,000 each.   7: The Macallan 1939 40 year old Fine and Rare Collection: $10,125     "Peaty and powerful," with overtones of sweet toffee and dried fruits, Macallan's 1939 is a 40 year old first bottled in 1979. In 2002, it was added to the distillery's Fine and Rare line and re-bottled. It can be found today for around $10,125.     6: Glenfarclas 1955 50 year old: $10,878     Wealthy tasters are warned to overlook this richly scented 50 year old Speyside at their own "peril." Spicy and silky with a sweet start, this is the oldest batch ever bottled by the Glenfarclas distillery.    5: Dalmore 50 Year Old Decanter: $11,000     Only 60 crystal-cut bottles of this Highland single malt were produced. Filled in 1978, this dark sherry-aged Dalmore has a reputation for being intense and deeply flavored and is considered by many aficionados among the best 50 year olds in the world.   4: Macallan 55 Year old Lalique Crystal Decanter: $12,500     The eye-catching crystal bottle of Macallan's 55 year old Lalique was based on a 1910 perfume bottle designed by Rene Lalique . Exotic, with hints of peat smoke, the taste is smooth with lingering citrus overtones.   3: Glenfiddich 1937 Rare Collection: $20,000     Rare doesn't describe it. Only one bottle of Glenfiddich's 1937 Rare Collection was ever produced, and it just might be the oldest bottle of whisky in the world. It was snatched up at a 2006 auction for a bargain $20,000.   2: Dalmore 62 Single Highland Malt Scotch: $58,000     Only a dozen bottles of Dalmore 62 single malt were corked in 1942. One night in 2005, a man bought a bottle for $58,000, and downed it with five of his buddies.   1: The Macallan 1926 Fine and Rare: $75,000     "Dry and concentrated" — what else would you expect from one of the most expensive whiskies in the world? Help yourself to a little licorice aftertaste. In 2005, a South Korean businessman paid $70,000 for a bottle of Macallan's 1926, the finest and rarest of the Fine and Rare.

 

 

ISRO STORY

 

It was a tough path for ISRO to reach wherever it is today… One of the highly regarded space research centers in the World. Hats off to the determination of 100s of self-less, genius and dedicated scientists and engineers who made this possible…         This was how the Rocket Cone was transported to the Launch Pad at Thumba !!       November 21, 1963: The Nike Apache rocket being readied for launch   Try Identifying the person on the left...most probably you wont be able to identify.... He is our very own... Dr. A.P J. Abdul Kalam.... Early days at the Thumba Equatorial Rocket Launching Station. Readying equipment to be carried by a sounding rocket into the atmosphere are Kalam and R. Aravamudan       The present day Launch Station at SriHarikota

 

 

 

A Building That Plays Music When It Rains

A Building That Plays Music When it Rains

 

This building is located in Dresden, Germany. It's called Neustadt Kunsthofpassage. And when it rains it starts to play music.