Bihari English - Khushwant Singh

Khushwant Singh, Hindustan Times

Bihari English

Navin Jaggi advocate has sent me a photo-stat copy of an application form for a driver's license issued by the Government of Bihar. It seems that Biharis regard murdering English as a patriotic duty. Read on: Driving license applikason phorom Note: Please do not soot the person at the applikason counter. He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill, copy from your phriend (dost) applikason. For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

For philling the phorom check karet box

1. Last name
2. Phust name
3. Age
4. Sex
5. Chappal size
6. Occupation — ( ) Politison ( ) Doodhwala ( ) Pehalwaan
7.Number of children libing in the household
8. Number that are yourj
9. Mather Name
10. Phather Name
11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)
12. Dental rekard: ( ) ellow ( ) berownish-ellow ( ) belack ( ) other. Give egjhakt color
13. Your thumb imparesson:

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impresson also. Pleaje provide your own thumb impression.) Peleje do not use phinger of your legs. Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you wont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

Note: If you don't have both hands, you can't derive. We are istrict about this.

 

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